Ya know, for a god, he really is a pathetic weakling
Man can’t even defeat some iron chariots.
I thought he was supposed to be omnipotent?
This (and other) contradictions found within the bible available here.
Also this one starts off with a doozy: jesus has two different grandfathers! On his dad’s side!
And in case that wasn’t enough, look here.
via pharyngula.