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Beginning of the begun

This marks the beginning of bqdc. Before this post you’ll have to go back to my myspace blog to see the wonder of my bloggin’. I have made moderate effort to turn this into the definitive version, but it didn’t pay off and there is still plenty there that isn’t here. But, now, here we are. Without further ado, the original post:

Why? you ask? Is it the fame, fortune, and the emminent respectability of blogging that draws me away from a myspace-centric blog? Well, yes. But also there are a variety of things about hosting my own blog that will make life easier for me and my readers, not least of which is wordpress’ ability to subscribe to a blog’s comments, so instead of having to visit my blog hundreds of times to see if anyone has said anything interesting, or if i have perhaps responded to your comment, you’ll be able to just subscribe to my comment feed and the information (and comments) will be delivered to you, as if by magic.

But what is this “subscribe” that i speak of? I’ve been meaning to write about this for awhile, since it is the biggest thing to happen to the internet since http, so here we go.

I’m going to start with an excellent video that is slightly out of date. There are a couple things in the last 30 seconds or so that i’m going to correct, but you can take it as gospel until you start reading again:

Got that? OK, now for the correction: the video makes it look like you’ve got 4 steps that you have to go through to start subscribing to blogs:

  1. Sign up for or download a newsreader
  2. Find some content that you’d like to subscribe to
  3. Click on the orange “news” square
  4. Copy the uri for the crazy-looking code page into your newsreader of choice

Ok, well, you don’t have to do all that. You still have to have an account, but if you’ve got a gmail accound then you’ve already got a gReader account. And, if you use firefox, opera, safari or even ie7 your job will be even easier, certainly there won’t be any crazy copy/pasting of code.

All four of the major browsers have the feed icon located somewhere inside or just outside of the location bar. The three good browsers have it inside the location bar. Look up right now and you should see it just to the right of the URI.

Firefox has a unique system for dealing with feeds: it basically re-directs you to an external feed reader or one of the many reader add-ons. So when you click on the feed icon for the first time it will give you a preview of the feed and ask you what you want to do with it. Just click what service you want from the drop-down and you’re on your way.

Safari, Opera, and IE7 all use internal readers, so if you click on the icon the feeds should just show up in your favorites list or homologue. I personally don’t like their implementations nearly as much as google reader’s, and a cursory glance around the websphere hasn’t revealed any way to change the default action in any of them. So, like i always say: you should use firefox. Of course if anybody knows a good way to change these settings let me know and i’ll change this paragraph.

What are you doing? Go subscribe to my blog, or its comments.

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Effects of morphological variations of chicken models on sexual responses of cocks.

That and other wonderful quotes, along with some terrifically terrifying ideas, available here at a list of some 20 of the most bizarre scientific experiments of the last several hundred years.

It includes not only the classics (stanley milgram and stanford prison) but also some things that are truly bizarre. Go, read it, if not for your edification then at least for entertainment. Let me know in the comments what you think.

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Thog, professor of finding an animal and then killing it

If you’re wondering about this whole “end of history,” or so called “technological singularity” that some believe is probable within this century, you would do well to read this post about the quickening (it’s right underneath some weird comic) that doctor klomp hypothesized approximately 300,000 years ago. It bears remarkable resemblance to what is going on in our own hyper-technological world. A quote:

It took more than a million years to develop fire and the hand-ax, and yet Klomp believes simply because it took only 2,000 years to develop bows and arrows that new inventions will spring up in even shorter timeframes.  This theory is an expansion of ‘Morg’s Law,’ which states that since a sharpened rock can in turn become a chisel to make an even sharper rock, that the sharpness of hand-axes will increase exponentially over the span of tens of thousands of years.

And it only gets better. Seriously, one of the most amazing things i have ever read.

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Ya know, for a god, he really is a pathetic weakling

Man can’t even defeat some iron chariots.

I thought he was supposed to be omnipotent?

This (and other) contradictions found within the bible available here.

Also this one starts off with a doozy: jesus has two different grandfathers! On his dad’s side!

And in case that wasn’t enough, look here.

via pharyngula.

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beauty is skin deep, but wrinkles are outward manifestations of long-lived muscular habits

Which is to say, i’m starting to get wrinkles. They’re most obvious when i’m smiling, which means, i think, that they’re laugh lines?

Anyway, i’m going to look so cool when i’m 60 it’s just not even funny.

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A useful tool for researchers/students

Zotero is a production of the Center for History and New Media at George Mason University. It is generously funded by the United States Institute of Museum and Library Services [etc.]”

Basically it’s a firefox extension that keeps track of projects, sources, notes, and documents. If you’re the kind of person that always ends a research project with a giant folder filled with information chaos, i imagine it will help you.

There is a short video of what it does and how it works here.

If you never do research on the internet, then i imagine it will be completely useless for you.

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Finally starting to get evidence that contradicts relativity

First, new scientist reported on an experiment that really very strongly suggests that in some cases it is possible for photons to travel faster than the speed of light. Completely aside from the apparent oxymoron of saying that light traveled faster than itself, (being as “photon” is a word that means “unit of light”) this is the first directly observed violation of relativity that has ever been documented. To really appreciate how big this is you have to understand that the speed of light is, according to relativity–the most accurate model of the large scale universe ever devised–, the absolute upper bound for the maximum speed of anything, ever. Nothing goes faster than than the speed of light, the speed of light is what everything is relative to!

I hope that my redundancy conveys my excitement in the absence of my wildly flailing arms.

OK, the second thing to be reported, this one on one of the blogs of one of the editors of scientific american, is that some observers at a gamma ray telescope noticed that light at two very different energy levels (approximately an order of magnitude apart at the TeV range) coming from a distant supernova arrived with an approximately 4 minute separation. That is to say, assuming they didn’t overlook something, light that started at the same place and time arrived here at different times. As i mentioned in the previous paragraph, light is the thing which everything else is relative to, it’s what gives relativity its name. Not only is the speed of light in a vacuum (almost 300million m/s) supposed to be the absolute maximum speed for everything in the universe, all light is supposed to travel at exactly that speed. It seems very likely that quantum mechanical effects affected the light. And, what’s more, if you look at the end of the SciAm article you’ll see that the energy difference of the photons correlates to the energy of a string. Or something. Frankly i don’t quite understand that part.

So what’s the big deal? you might be asking. Isn’t this what science does? Well, yes. We basically knew that something like this was coming: the massive inconsistencies between General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics means that something’s got to give. Somewhere, somehow, somethings got to be wrong. But this is the first time that we’ve seen it. To give you a metaphor that compares science to parties: Remember that time that you went to that party that the girl you really like and hope to finally make some headway with is supposed to be at. Because every time you’ve seen her she’s been on the other escalator or something, but all your friends say you two would get along great and share interests in those obscure things that nobody cares about. But now you see the door open and there’s a silhouette and…

Well, that’s where this discovery puts us. We’ve now got a silhouette.
If these observations stand the weight of scientific scrutiny then we are seeing the first empirical evidence prodding us to go beyond relativity. The last time something this big happened in science was the famous experiment when astronomers saw the sun bend the light of a star in its gravity well.

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Does the earth orbit the sun? (THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER)

So, as previously mentioned, i have long wondered if anybody doesn’t believe that the earth orbits the sun–let alone the 20% or so that i’ve heard rumors of–and i decided to do something about it.

So now the results are in. Take a moment, think about it. What do you think the percentages are? I mean, this is almost as basic as asking people if they believe in gravity.

Which, you know, some people don’t.

Turn’s out, 14% of the 200 people asked by facebook don’t believe that the earth orbits the sun. That’s almost 1 out of every 6 people! Here is the results page, if you don’t believe me. It’s got nifty breakdowns by age and sex.

I tried to make the poll as simple as possible, and as fair as possible. I only polled people who included the bible in their favorite books because until fairly recently facebook was a college-only site, and still most of their users are college attendees or graduates. People who would be more likely than the average person to have at least heard of Isaac Newton, inventor of gravity. But still, do you think it was fair?

Statistically thinking, i’m pretty sure that a poll that only asks 200 people has got error rates of +/-5%, so the real number for this demographic should be something between 9% and 19%. That is to say, between 9 and 19 percent of people don’t believe that the earth orbits the sun. Jesus wept.

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POLL: Does the earth orbit the sun?

I’ve heard multiple times (from reputable and semi-reputable sources such as blogs and newspapers, respectively) that up to 20% of various populations (most commonly french or american) believe that the sun orbits the earth.

I’ve never really believed it, so i created a facebook poll for 200 people who listed “the bible” in their favorite books asking the simple question “does the earth orbit the sun?” with a plain yes or no response the only possible options.

It’s going to cost me $21. Do you think that’s a waste of money? Does it depend on the kinds of results i get? I don’t think that any results won’t be interesting.

What do you think the results are going to be, percentage-wise? I’ll link to it when it’s done running (in about 24 hours) or provide a picture if facebook doesn’t allow that kind of thing.

Update: The results are in.

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One of the problems with digg

If a really interesting story is submitted with a title that is both boring and inaccurate there is no way to go in and fix it, and it can’t be re-submitted, AFAIK. Check that one out, look at the title, maybe read it (or at least read my comment on it) and tell me if that is no a disservice to the digg community?

Have i stumbled across a new way of gaming digg? Sort of anti-gaming, really, since most attempts are to promote things. But if i was, say, a creationist, i could go and just title every good pro-science article that i find with a nondescript and wildly inaccurate title, and goodbye the digg science section.

Same principle applies to mac fanboys.

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