i don’t like cigarettes because they make me want to smoke.
i don’t like sex because it makes me horny.
i don’t like food because it makes me hungrier.
i don’t like money because i always want more.
i don’t like knowledge because it makes me feel ignorant.
i don’t like music because i want to never stop listening.
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alright, so i’m sitting here wallowing in my own desire to use language in a manner completely uncharacteristic of said language and i think to myself, maybe i should write something? share this with the world? what’s the point? i asked myself in a conspiratorial whisper. it’s not like anybody ever understands me anyway, and [...]
c’mon, that sentence is fucking Awesome!!! tell me you see it? huh? tell me? apparently attributable to fuller, but i haven’t taken the time to research it yet (i came across it in the illuminatus! trilogy). if nobody says anything i’m going to go off on a rant about it… so for pity’s sake, tell [...]
as of now i bore myself. [apparently i don't know how to have fun either]
i went to the bathroom to take a piss, and upon lifting the toilet i released a fly from his ignoble imprisonment. as soon as that happened i felt a great sense of peace and well-being, like i had finally done [...]
